The Official Pistachio Pals

Meet the Pals

Every bag of pistachios hides six kinds of nuts. Meet the six characters behind them.

Six personalities. Six very different approaches to trouble.

Six Nut Types, Six Characters: Pick One to Read Their Bio

Sarge Agonie

Sarge Agonie

The unbreakable nut. Its shell stays shut no matter what you try.

Personnel Dossier

Bow Ness

Bow Ness

The nut with no shell at all. A rare bonus at the bottom of the bag.

Nutshella Monthly

Sly Toffand

Sly Toffand

The empty shell. Looks wholesome, but there is no nut inside.

Las Vegnuts Entertainment Profile

Perry Shabel

Perry Shabel

Looks pleasant, tastes sour. The past-prime nut that ambushes your taste buds.

Shell'dIn Professional Network

Chip Starr

Chip Starr

The regular old nut that is so relaxing you eat the whole bag.

The Musical File

Cali Fornie

Cali Fornie

The tiny crack. You can peek inside, but a fingernail will never open it.

Nutshella Medical Center

Friends, Foes & Other Files

Nutshella Archives

Meet the friends, foes, and other characters from Stuck in the Couch, Book One of the Pistachio Pals.

MEET THE WHOLE CAST →

WRITER'S ARCHIVE

Topper Penkap

TOY INCIDENT REPORT

Hans Frie

SECURITY PROFILE

Sir Chewsalot

COLLECTED OBJECT FILE

Ms. Elanias Stickiwicki

DUAL SUBJECT FILE

Gum & Gummer

HAZARD FILE

Allie Geez

GATEKEEPER PROFILE

Sonny Deez

Nutshella Archives: Secondary File Tier