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Allie Geez is an evil dust bunny who lived deep in the sunless depths of the couch. She was the first native-born resident of Shattered Springs, a desolate and dangerous region hidden beneath the sofa cushions.
Starting out as a tiny embryo of dryer lint and pet dander, she quickly grew into a massive clump of irritating debris and filth. Her only joy was bringing discomfort to anyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. A recent poll ranked her as the third worst thing for a couch, just behind cat claws and red Kool-Aid.
Allie Geez had only two natural predators. One was the crevice tool found on most vacuums. The other was S.R.A., or Sudden Rapid Airflow. This alarming lack of enemies made her extremely dangerous and best avoided at all costs.
Tragically, while attempting to stop the Pistachio Pals' escape, Allie's own irritating behavior triggered an enormous sneeze that blew her into oblivion.
As the famous singing duo Simon and MacAdamia once sang…
"KOO KOO ACHOO, MRS. ALLIE GEEZ."
From the Official Poster
Master of Mischief & Mayhem: Evil Dust Bunny Extraordinaire
“Misery loves company… but I work alone.”
Personal Motto
- Why make friends when you can make enemies?
Most Prized Possession
- A 10-year-old moldy, half-eaten cheese sandwich.
Biggest Pet Peeve
- COVID masks
Allie Geez Fast Facts
- Favorite phrase: Benadryl beware!
- Greatest joy: Making life miserable
- Natural predators: Crevice tool & S.R.A. (Sudden Rapid Airflow)
- Biggest achievement: Ranked #3 worst thing for a couch
- Greatest fear: Someone opening a door on a windy day