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Las Vegnuts Entertainment · Pistachio Pals Universe
Tonight's Featured Act
The Great Sly Toffand
Direct from Las Vegnuts: Pistachio Pals Universe
Behind the Illusion
Trickstachio · Showman Profile
Sly Toffand is a Trickstachio. A very suspicious-looking nut. The Trickstachio is a nutless shell and should never be trusted. It appears to be a wholesome nut but actually holds a dark secret. It has no heart, no nut, and no remorse. The ratio of Trickstachios to Bo-Nuts is never equal, fueling wild conspiracy theories. This is the favorite nut of con artists and alien conspiracists.
Entertainment Profile
From the Official Poster
The Great Sly Toffand: Master of Illusion ★ Purveyor of Mystery ★ Confuser of Audiences
“The trick isn’t making things disappear… it’s convincing you they were never there.”
The Great Sly Toffand
- Sly has built quite an empire with his world-class magic acts. He owns a 1,500-acre compound just outside Nutshella where he lives with 14 mountain lions, 4 polar bears, and 2 rescued orca whales that were former trained acts at Sea Globe. Not surprisingly, he has managed to make the entire property disappear from Google Earth.
- Straight from Las Vegnuts: one night only (for the 437th consecutive night!).
Featured Acts
- The Incredible Vanishing Assistant: Assistant still missing
- The Floating Pistachio: Gravity is still shaking its head
- Sawing a Bo-Nut in Half: For mature audiences only
- The Mysterious Disappearing Wallet: Wealthy audience participation required
- The Bullet Catch: NLA thanks to poor aim
Educated. Trained. Dangerously Skilled.
- Graduate of: Hoodwinks College of Magic
- Major: Advanced Deception
- Minor: V.A.P. (Vanishing Assistant Practices)
- Former President: Alpha Beta Flim Flam
- Honor: Honorary Grand Flim Flam
Famous Las Vegnuts Venues
- Cashews Palace
- Tropicanut
- Macadamia Bay
- Golden Walnut
What People Are Saying
- Confused Audience Member: “I have absolutely no idea what happened.”
- Anonymous: “I arrived with a watch.”
- Former Volunteer: “Still looking for my rabbit.”
- Unsure: “I think I was part of the show.”
Management Is Not Responsible For
- Missing wallets
- Missing watches
- Missing rabbits
- Missing memories
- Missing spouses
- Missing 90 minutes
- Constant head scratching & sense of total confusion
Audience Advisory: Do Not Attempt To
- Reveal the trick
- Expose the illusion
- Ask follow-up questions
- Compare wallet balances
- Check your pockets
Box Office
- Book early! Tickets disappear faster than Sly after the show!
- Admit one. Seat location subject to immediate volunteering.