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The Kryptonut

The “unbreakable nut”. First cousin to the coconut. This alpha nut is extremely hard to figure out. Its rigid outer shell perfectly shields their inner beauty. Kryptonuts have a unique place in history. During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kryptonuts were in high demand. American’s who built homemade bomb shelters would often line the inside walls of their bunkers with Kryptonuts. This is the favorite nut of dentists and drill sergeants.